Jun
8
When I was a small boy, my Mum used to make a point of asking me if I was wearing clean underwear before I went out anywhere.
Why?
Because she wanted to be reassured that if I had an accident and was carted off to hospital, at least she wouldn't be embarrassed by the thought that the medics would have to tackle clothing that wasn't in tip-top condition.
You can hear the surgeons now, "I see Mrs Simpson let her boy out of the house wearing yesterdays pants - yes, we managed to put his kidneys back in, but did you see the state of his y-fronts?"
I was always a bit bemused that she appeared to be able to handle the thought of me lying there as a loose collection of body parts. But she couldn't handle the affrontery of somebody else thinking she didn't maintain a clean household.
Do you put on clean underwear every morning before you go out?
More to the point (for this blog at any rate), is your website wearing clean smalls?
Or does it change its' pants every five months whether it needs to or not?
Why?
Because she wanted to be reassured that if I had an accident and was carted off to hospital, at least she wouldn't be embarrassed by the thought that the medics would have to tackle clothing that wasn't in tip-top condition.
You can hear the surgeons now, "I see Mrs Simpson let her boy out of the house wearing yesterdays pants - yes, we managed to put his kidneys back in, but did you see the state of his y-fronts?"
I was always a bit bemused that she appeared to be able to handle the thought of me lying there as a loose collection of body parts. But she couldn't handle the affrontery of somebody else thinking she didn't maintain a clean household.
Do you put on clean underwear every morning before you go out?
More to the point (for this blog at any rate), is your website wearing clean smalls?
Or does it change its' pants every five months whether it needs to or not?
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